the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to speak in Braille

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to teleport. But you can only teleport to the top of Mt. Everest and you cant teleport back.

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The power to change the colour of your appendix

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Th pwr t frgt vwls.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!