The power to have a pointless power.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!