the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to go blind at will.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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the super power of being a housewife..

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to have a pointless power.

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Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The ability to grow a beard whenever anyone in the world shits

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to not have powers that arent pointless but then you realize your a normal human bein then you just think hey mabey I can be like Batman but then also you were like hey why am I not a multi-billionaire . After this all you find out you have the power to wake up at 12 pm only while using a alarm clock set for 7 am

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!