The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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Liam Brudenell

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The abilty to go through water.

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Being a freemason

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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the ability to die once you have died

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!