The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to die while dieing

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!