The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to breath at will.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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The power to die when you change emotions

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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Swiss army teeth.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to be able to walk .00000002 times faster whenever you want

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!