the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to be an idiot.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to change your eye color.

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The abilty to go through water.

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to have any pointless power you want

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The power to die and get away with it

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to turn invisible, in pitch darkness

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!