the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to see through water

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to go blind at will.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!