The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to not have power

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to be a complete troll

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The power to fart in colour

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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The power to give yourself cancer

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!