The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The ability to be 16 and sing like a woman and only have 10 year old girls like you

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!