The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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thef powear to dspell relly batd whean ime tring to tipe sumtheeng

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to suck your own dick

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!