the power to lift anything under the weight of 2 lbs

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to cook bad meals.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

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The power to make mace have no effect on your left eye - but double the effect on your right eye

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to breath at will.

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to see extremely far, and to see trough everything except yourself. Congrats you are stuck with seeing your own ass wherever you go for the rest of your life. Yeh i am moral man whatevs...

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Lactokinesis

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to have a power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!