Liam Brudenell

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The superpower of surviving a gunshot, if properly attended in a hospital afterwards.

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The power to be a mistborn but only if you're on Scadrial.

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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tha powah to haz pointless supah powahz

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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Being a freemason

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the power to see the present.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!