The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The Power to make Anyone's Teeth Clean...

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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To seek and destroy edward cullen! lol not kinda useless tho xD

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to move something right next to you

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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the ability to die once you have died

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to switch gender identity

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!