- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to make fish drown.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to transform into anything you have already become

Power to always have exact change.

The power to see through bones.

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to be an idiot.

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to change your eye color.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

Pointless Super Powers