The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to shit brix

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to turn gold into stones.

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The power to be HUMAN

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to run if you have no legs

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to make light.....with a flashlight

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!