The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

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Imortality.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to infinitely generate cardboard

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to create all the powers on this site

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!