The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Reverse Pooping

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fly indoors

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!