the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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the power to not have power

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to fart in colour

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The power of eating from ears.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to hypnotize chickens

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The power to make people work and read ????

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!