The power to have a stroke at will.

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Being a freemason

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!