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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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The power to think with a 6 year time gap
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.
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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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the power to see through my eye lids
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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen
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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.
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The power to do your homework.
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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.
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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors
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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.
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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.
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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.
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The power of a power of a power of a power
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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.
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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie
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The power to go blind at will.
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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.
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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).
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the power to send future you crazy
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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it
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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!