the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to do nothing.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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The ability to change languages after every word, but you can't not do so.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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The power to shit brix

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to see through windows!

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the power to think 0.0000000000000001 microseconds faster than usual

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!