The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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The power to see through bones.

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The abilty to go through water.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!