The power to shrink at will, but never grow back to your normal size.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The power spite flower

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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the power to fly but only upward

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!