The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn time back... To the point where you turned it back.

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The ability to defacate any object you want, unless the object in question is smaller than motorbike.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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Walk on water, swim in land!

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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Crap out everything you're allergic too

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!