The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to draw a perfect circle

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

thumb_up thumb_down -5

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

thumb_up thumb_down -13

Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

thumb_up thumb_down -15

I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

thumb_up thumb_down -23

The power to make a sound that attracts whales

thumb_up thumb_down -41

to change what time it is 1 time per week

thumb_up thumb_down +112

The power to vomit whenever you want to.

thumb_up thumb_down +108

The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

thumb_up thumb_down +92

the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

thumb_up thumb_down +70

The power to ride a bike

thumb_up thumb_down +62

The power to cease to exist at birth!

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

thumb_up thumb_down +52

the power to walk through unlocked doors

thumb_up thumb_down +48

the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to have all your friends leave you

thumb_up thumb_down +44

the power to not have power

thumb_up thumb_down +44

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

thumb_up thumb_down +42

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!