the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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The power to create nothing out of nothing

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The power to mind reeds

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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Uber Sensitive man, in terms of touch and emotion.

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The power to eat gumbo with a fork.

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to-OMFG IT'S TAILS DOLL!

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The power to watch Kristin Stewart "act" in any movie.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to spell backwards.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to lose the remote.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!