the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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The Power Above This Power During Night time. The Power Below This Power During the day. Invulnerable for one second during dawn and dusk.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to kill someone with your mind. But by doing so, you also die.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to turn Justin Bieber into a Man.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!