The power to see through bones.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to have 21/20 vision.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The power to be an idiot.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

The abilty to go through water.

The power to transform any cutlery into a plastic spork, but only when you're in life threatening situations.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

The power to fly without leaving the ground.

THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

The power to have any pointless power you want

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

The power to fly but you can't go ten feet above ground.

The power to pull down pants and have a boner 24-7.

The power to come second in any race

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!