Being a freemason

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to switch gender identity

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!