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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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The power to shit a blue agressive monkey.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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the power to turn into a dead person

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!