The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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the power to make the vagina taste like pizza (p u s s y flavored)

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The power to breath while under a container of water

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to shit with your mouth

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to suck your own dick

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the super power to remove your super power

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the ability to grow and shrink... only inside buildings.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

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The power to make fish drown.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to transform into anything you have already become

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to see through bones.

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Power to always have exact change.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!