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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The ability to do nothing

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the power to text joane without her going mad 07856943463

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The power to control your own mind.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The ability to see through walls but only when your blind

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The power to make your clothes invisible... only while in public.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to have a pointless power.

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The power to turn apples into pears

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The Power So That Every Time You Fart You Jump A Inch Higher For A Second.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!