Guys, it's over.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to slow down time while you are at school

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to read someone's mind, but only if they're thinking of tacos.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!