The power to snore.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to pause time. However, this pauses everything. Even you. You are screwed.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to see through water

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to look at huge breasts and avoid thinking about it.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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the power to die tomorrow morning.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!