The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to see everything in shades of green

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The Power to be aqua man

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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the power to fail

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the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly, but only when you're in water

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for every time you get emotionally hurt part of you body actually decompose and die.

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The power to fly when your in an airplane

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the power to know what kind of useless power would you prefer.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!