The ability to do nothing

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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The superpower to think that you have a superpower

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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The ability to inaccurately predict the future.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power spite flower

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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the power to be a complete troll

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!