the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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the power to fail

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to hear peoples thoughts, only when you're deaf

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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the power to see the present.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Reverse Pooping

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!