- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to reseal bottles!

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to be stupid

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

The power to fart flames

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

To pee standing up.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to get older every second

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to have a power.

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

Pointless Super Powers