- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to

The abilitie too spell corectly.

The ability to have glow stick bones (glow when broken)

The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

the ability to find pointless superpower

The power to make pointless super powers

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late

The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

The power to transform into a sentient cup-holder

The power to give yourself a BJ.

The ability to smooth a criminal

the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

The power to have a small penis

The power to reproduce asexually.

Really bendy thumb

The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

Pointless Super Powers