The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to have a small penis

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to poke

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The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!