the power to frow up when your not sick.

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to burn ashes

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the power to die at will

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The ability to feel pain 1,000 times more acutely than an average human.

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power to move 1 vein slightly to the left, but only if you moved to an apartment on the 29th of February (in any leap year).

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to keep getting fat no matter how little you eat.

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air, but only while you're in a building

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The power to walk on water, but only if it contains exactly 0.25 ppm of Aluminum.

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The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

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The power to write in invisible ink

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The power to make out of thin air

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the power to walk in lava and fire unless you are hot

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The power to eat food

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to turn any traffic light and crosswalk sign from red to green but only when your eyes are closed.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!