The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power of turning poo into Adam Sandler movies

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The ability to lactate air.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to fart flames

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to see through water

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!