The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to turn wine into water

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The power to do no hand stunts by using your hands

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The ability to control dairy products

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!