- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The ability to lactate air.

The power to reseal bottles!

The Power to be aqua man

The power to be really bad at math.

The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

The power to be stupid

The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

To pee standing up.

The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

The power to fart flames

The power to pee from your eyes

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!