- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

The power to get everything for free after you have payed it.

The power to make rain stop, only on sunny days.

the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

The power to wink really fast.

The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

the power to create Snyder films. xD

The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

The power to fart 5 times bigger

The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

The power to liquify yourself.

The power to hypnotize chickens

The power to make people work and read ????

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

The power to commit suicide.

The power to be dead

The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

Pointless Super Powers