the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to have a stroke at will.

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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EntirelyTooManyNapkins Man

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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the power to get nits -jesse

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The ability to see through shallow water.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!