The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The power to change from a normal human to a normal human than die.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to have no powers

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to be jokingly racist and not get sued by an hypocritically racist black man and end up having to carry out a minor jail sentence or pay a fine.

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The power to breathe

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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The power to resist trolling.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The Power to be aqua man

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!