- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to get older every second

The power to grow a beard really fast but only relative to the hair on your head

The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

The power to have a power.

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

The power to turn wine into water

Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

The power to do anything within your limits.

The power to breath underwater only when on land.

The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

The power to grab a cats face

The power to transform into air.

The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

Pointless Super Powers