The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The ability to blow air out but only after inhaling air The ability to rapidly grow body hair whenever you sneeze The ability to post pointless super powers onto a website The ability to teleport to a dimension where you are about to be eaten during a zombie apocalypse and not be able to come back. The ability to go to prison and not be able to get out.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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I am the daddy devil of all evil hhaha like A boss

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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To turn i to a mosquito and can´t turn back

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The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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Imortality.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to go your nose hair by 3 inches every 3 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!