The power to speak Spanish, but only to people who do not speak Spanish.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to easily flirt with women but only near your mom.

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The power to urinate in mouth.

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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the power to have a baby,but have to give it away after three days. WARNING:MAY cause death,exploding,and blindness.

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The power to uncontrollably dance to disco music

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The ability to not be able to say you have an ability

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The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

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The helpers... early days part 3!: Shitfixer: What color is your poo? Hmm.. you should eat more vegetables.., You need someone to fix your toilet? Try calling Batman... Batman: Yes? Are you retarded? Dense or something? Of course I repair toilets and install showers! I am the goddamn Batman! The Pope: The less people use condoms, the more children we can bang! I really hope nobody finds out our secret reason for banning condoms or stuff... AMEN! Moral Man: People are gonna try crush me for the last one, they gotta find me first though... and I kill and eat Zealots (and pussy) for breakfast... and its nearly breakfast so please come by.. only 100 at the time though, I have limits too you know... although some still think I am perfect... sigh...

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The power to shoot "milk" from your crotch at will

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the power to read impossibly fast, but only when you're watching a movie with no subtitles

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!