The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power to create bad superpowers

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The power to see through water

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to emit a password protected wi-fi signal, but only while you sleep.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to make a pointless superpower.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to become CHUCK NORRIS! (if you are a teen) Which by activation you realize he is just a mediocre actor... and worst... over 70 years of age...

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to grow one wing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to run faster than a bunny but slower than a turtle

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to see Waldo everywhere you look, unless your looking at his books

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to give super powers to others, but only to people you don't like.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!