The power to post hundreds of pointless superpowers in minutes. Moral: It is always fun to see another person`s comment between mine with zero thumbs, while mine always keep the excellent two thumb quality! Lesser man would say thank you... I say you are welcome everybody ;) (A moral man original, because someone needs the balls of steel required to see things how they really are)

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The power to transform water into urine with just drinking it.

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The power to get thumbs down.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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The Ability to ease hunger when you are full

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the power to steal other peoples super powers but only if they dont have any

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the power to fly but only on a plane

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The power to travel 60 miles an hour while inside of a vehicle.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to think about pointless superpowers at any time.

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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The power to produce eyelashes that prevent eyelashes from getting in your eye

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to switch gender identity

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The superpower to poo at will.

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The ability of every superpower imaginable only while sleeping

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!