The power to pee standing up

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to become invisible to anyone not looking at you or at your general direction.

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The power to fart 5 times bigger

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to transform into an ant, but only on busy pavements in the after work rush.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to make someone think about frogs

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The power to teleport anywhere you don't want to go.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!