The power to piss lava.

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The power to be the best video game player ever but you have squeakers follow you everywhere calling you a hacker and saying there going to report you

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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When walking down the street, i try to get to a crack in the pavement a few feet ahead of me, and step on it before the next car passes me on the road

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The power to pee poop

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The power to speak Italian fluently while dining in a Chinese restaurant.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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the power to think like a sumo wrestler between 2:30 and 3:30 am on thursdays

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The power to make yourself the dumbest idiot in the entire universe.

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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You have the power to stop bullets from hitting you for a minute but after the minute is up the bullet will still hit you

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!