the power to nit propely

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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The power to speak Braille.

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Endless falling....

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The power to barely touch anything in space and time, but only with the pointer finger on your not dominant hand.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The power to just eat one lays potato chip

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to...lick you're nose

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The power to instantly pee when you see a person.

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Mario's fireball gets put out when it hit water.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to put out light from your butt

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!