- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

The power to understand irony.

The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

The power to make out of thin air

The power to see what's behind through transparent things.

The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

The ability to leap off buildings with a single bound.

The power to know what card is on top of a deck, but only when it's an 8 of diamonds.

The power to go through open windows

The power to get foot-boners

The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to pee standing up

The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

Pointless Super Powers