The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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the power to nit propely

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The amazing ability to shart at your own will.

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The powr too not bee abal too tipe

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The power to be dumb enough to press the "congratulations! You are our 1 millionth visitor!" spam adds

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The power to eat your own face.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to be bad at everything

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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Teleporting to Mexico

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The power to cry acid tears

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The ability to talk to dust mites.

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the power to read minds but forgetting it for 3 seconds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!