The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

The super power to control paper.

the power to run windows on a mac computer

the power to die

the power to make plants grow slightly faster

the power to shit shards of glass

the power to jump high but u have no legs

the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

the ability to shit active helicopters >o

The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

the power to commit crime.

The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The power to be justin beiber

The power of bullet atraction

The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!