The power to obtain achieve errection when your not arroused, but go flacid when you are arroused.

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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the power to shoot 2 sily stirng evry year

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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The power to be called justin bieber

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The power to withstand camel rape.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to shoot a gun without bullets but only at yourself.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to become a dead ant.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power to be buried at sea

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The power to kill yourself

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The ability to make the girl of your dreams fall in love with you BUT you become a retarded octopus if you use this power

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The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to live.

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!