The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to glow in the dark but only when your really sleepy.

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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Meatvision.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The ability to have no abilities.

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The power to be able to make yourself catch on fire, but not be fire proof...

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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power to make you the last man on earth, but all the ladies are lesbian

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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the power to die at will

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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The power to not get crushed, only if you're in contact with something.

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The power to not have this superpower

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!