The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to kill yourself at will

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The power to move things with your mind while you sleep.

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the ability to fly under water unless your wet

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The power to see in to the future of one second

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The power to make everyone you touch see nothing but porn

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to describe the taste of water.

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to correct spelling mistakes on road signs

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have no powers!

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The ability to predict something after it's already happened.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!