the ability to hav a gun but no bullets

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My charms is my superpower, but damn I cant shut up after spending some quality time with the ladies! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! MY BODY WAS NOT READY! I feel like yelling out my real name, but you know, if you know me (I am easily recognizable) the girls I spend time with would feel like I am bragging about them, and I am not, I am simply celebrating my conquest, you see, you came, you saw... BUT I CONQUERED! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT Moral: Feel free to thumb this down, my superpowers need to be contained, or else I will beep my way to an early grave! Girls, mwah... and you know, just dodge the kiss if you cant handle love personified, they arent homing nor anything... Should I ask my doctor if she has any medications that will help me wire down after uh... Multiple female company? HAHAHAHAAAAAAH!... The thought made me kinda sad, im better, now just to prove to my company here that I got balls of steel, I am gonna post this and let you judge me all you want! BECAUSE YOU CANT HAVE EM!

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to have out bursts of funny inapropite jokes when ever u want............only while at a funeral

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The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The power to put water up my butt and squeeze and shitty water squirts out.

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The power to shapeshift into a worm.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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power to fly, but only if your inside an airplane

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to at anytime cover yourself in flames and fly very fast by yelling FLAME ON! only to die a horrible death as you are not immune to your flames...

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!