The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to have no powers!

The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

The power to have extremely good eye site, but only when your eyes are closed!

Have sex but not feel it

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

The power to think of any superpower but not have it

the power to travel to parallel universes where the power to travel to parallel universes doesnt exist

the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

The power to never finish your sente

The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

The power to not burn but only when its under 32 degrees fahrenheit

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

Night vision that only works during the day

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!