- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to get thumbs down.

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to look out any window in the world and immediately get it on the face by a bald eagle.

The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

The power to teleport through open doors

The power to communicate with nearby aliens

The power to think out loud without saying a word

The ability to walk with the exact slight misdirection of shoping trolleys

The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

to run super fast but every minute you have to pee

The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

The power to transform any valuable rock into celery

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

the power to forget what you were do-- wait, what?

Pointless Super Powers