The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power of not knowing

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The ability to cut oneself on objects that shouldn't, in any respect, be sharp.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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the power to know black lives do NOT matter

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the ability to walk half through a brick wall

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to levitate 1 inch off the ground for 5 seconds at a time.

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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The ability to control dairy products

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power to see through glass doors

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to resurrect, but only in an electric chair in Texas.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!