The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to get an erection watching gay porn

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The ability to travel back in time, but always five minutes after you can be of any use to anyone.

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the power to drive well and see (applies to asians)

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to fly, but you have to wee every 5 seconds.

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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Find Waldo

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The ability to have all of the money in the world, but then have to share it with everybody in the world.

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the power to become retarded

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the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!