The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to talk like Robert DeNiro on helium

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The power to bring Magic: the Gathering cards to life, but only the land cards.

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The power to walk after about 6 months of age.

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to do ANY FREAKING THING YOU WANT, but only when your dead.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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THE POWER TO TYPE EVERYTHING IN CAPS-LOCK

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The power to be the most attractive person ever but only in complete darkness.

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!