The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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THE POWER TO MAKE SHIT

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to blink your eyelids in Morse Code

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The power to fly, but only when you're on a plane

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to read any language and understand it perfectly but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to make the wait at the DMV 1,000% longer.

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!