The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to make any object the most comfortable object ever, but only when no one is touching it!

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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The power to instantly see the end of a book or movie, but not the middle or beginning.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The superpower to have a superpower

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to shapeshift, but only when below ground.

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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captain obvious

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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http://www.psncodegenerator.com/?i=1109830µ the ability to make that site work XD

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The power to be socially impenetrive.

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The power to turn computers into pencil sharpeners.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!