- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to only make burnt toast

The power to turn apples into pears

The power to take away your power.

The power to not have a power.

The power to suck your own dick

The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

The power to read the mind of anyone who is having the exact same thought as you.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

the power to eat gold and turn it into koosh balls

The power to breath at will.

The power to transform into yourself

The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

The power to point at anything you want as long as you can see it.

the power to shit with your mouth

The power to kick ass when your names aoife.

the power to die at will

Pointless Super Powers