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to have the super power to do nothing
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The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.
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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan
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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs
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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day
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The power to go through open windows
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the power to
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The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.
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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.
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power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there
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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand
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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.
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the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died
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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.
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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts
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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments
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The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors
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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake
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The power to know what Willis is talking about.
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The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.
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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.
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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.
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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.
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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!