The power to fart flames

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The power to survive a car crash only if it's between 9 and 9.30 am.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to turn your external hearing off, only to replace it with the sound of very, very slow internal dubstep.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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the ability to pee in your own butt.

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The ability to fly, but only when sleeping...

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The Power to Combust

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the power to taste your own spit

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The power to get older every second

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to do nothing/

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power of night-vision, but only you're in a bright place.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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the ability to DESTROY EVERYTHING!!!!!!

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!