The power to look into cheese.

The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

the ability turn off your super ability.....

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

The power to turn into a parking lot.

The power to speak to mexicans in german

The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

The power to be fat only when your at a party.

Super Stength Backlash: Power of an incredibly powerful punch, but everytime you strike the force is reflected back onto you.

The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

the power of reanimating dead insects

beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

The power to chuck dead babies from a bridge

The ability to constantly touch yourself.

The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

The power to become a dead ant.

The power to see through water

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

The power to shapeshift into a worm.

The ability to summon a lamp once.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

Whatever dark, twisted Satanic ritualistic superpower it took to give birth to you you FUCKlNG ugly retard loser queerfag! Nero the clit collector.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!