to have the super power to do nothing

The power to remember a song's name, but you forget when you want to search, write down, or talk about it.

The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

The power to go through open windows

the power to

The Power to fly for 13.56 Seconds on a Sunday afternoon after looking at a penny and spinning for 46 and a half times.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

power to type using my head.. .because my fingers are there

the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

The power to know what Willis is talking about.

The power not to cut yourself when you shave your face, but you're female.

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!