The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to see the present.

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The power spite flower

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power of bullet attraction.

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the power to be a complete troll

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the power to die on command

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to create little lightning bolts, but only by peeing on a electrical device, you can create little tiny lightning bolts.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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The power to die

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!