the power to allow diet coke to make you fat

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The ability to summon a lamp once.

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captain obvious

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I have the superpower that lets me erase the memories of amnesiacs! Beware! Beware!

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The power to be a normal human

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power turn a $100 bill Into a single $1 bill

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!