The power to vote in a communist state.

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to shrink to 1 inch but only in a crowded street and you cant look up girls dresses,

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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the power to trip on shoe laces, even when they are not even your own.

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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the power that makes your ass turn into a shit machine gun, but you can only use it if its directed at your mouth.

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The power to form a Belgian government

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The power to do anything within your limits.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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The power to pee quietly in public toilets.

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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Power to turn your liver invisible.

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The power to travel a hour back in time by focusing really hard on it for two hours. Moral: Automorals roll out!

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!