An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to be a normal person

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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The Power of cheese

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power to walk on water. But only when it's less than an inch deep.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The power to go part way through walls

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to pee ants.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to not Waste time

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The power to turn into a slightly uncomfortable pair of pants.

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The power to burp where you fart, and fart where you burp.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!