the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

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THE POWER TO INSERT *X**A**S***S***E* TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to die

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

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The power to communicate with inter-dimensional beings, but they're reeeeally annoying.

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The power to understand math.

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!