The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The ability to jizz uncontrollably in your pants randomly during the day

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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The power to not be able to reach the top shelf.

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ur mother so ugly she gave the devil a heart attack

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The power to laugh while laughing.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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the power to become retarded

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The ability to talk to fish while in the desert.

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the power to see poorly during night time and considerably better during the day with the help of +5 glasses

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The power to have a small penis

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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The Power to Combust

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!