The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to make cats burp.

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wast your time on the computer

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The ability to not be able to pronounce certain words, such as Idaho.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to know what Erika is!

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The power to have an endless amount of bladder space, but you are born lacking the ability to urinate.

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to piss your pants when ever a vowel is pronounced.

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!