The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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The superpower to forget to type a moral under the comment below... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! Moral: Definition of Pointless Superpower insta-change, interestingly also a pointless superpower... and realizing it is also a pointless super power... life is a pointless super power... (hangs himself) Moral: Two morals just to catch up, and to prove I do not have the pointless super power to type on a computer while hanging myself... which is pointless superpower... etc.. Conclusion: Pointless Superpowers IS POINTLESS! So why would anything here have a point?... Sheesh this is shit is cerebral... another pointle... FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power of never finishing what you sta

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The power to like Justin Beiber

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The power to see through stuff, but you can't turn it off.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The ability to bleed for 3-5 days once a month

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to poop and pee at the same time

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the power to turn invisible when no one else is around.

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The power to cause cash to spontaneously combust upon touch.

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The ability to say "MISSING FINGERS" on Shitbrix.com

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The ability to cry shampoo at will. But it still stings.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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The ability to be a successful troll.

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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Your average Axel entering a Phone Booth and coming out as... MORAL MAN! Moral: Where the damn do you find a Phone booth nowadays?

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!