The power to make guns appear in the hands of people who are enraged at you.

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The power to: tell your women make a sandwich!

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to chew harder than your teeth can structurally withstand.

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to spontaneous combust on the third Wednesday of October.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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My power is the strange and rare ability to produce nonsens....Sometime i steal, rip what i like...an newbe loan from others, an artist steal and know how to fuse it as new since all is repetition...Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana. So...

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The power to breathe

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to change your own emotions at will...WAIT THAT'S A REAL ONE !?

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The power to start a zombie apocalypse

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to teleport 1 inch every year

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!