The power of your girlfriend's will

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the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The ability to not freak out when your mom calls you

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The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to break all of your bones when you see any person

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to die whenever you fall asleep

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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The power to- Hey, I'm really happy fo' you, but the Power Rangers are the greatest heroes of all time!

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The ability to day nearly motionless while binge watching internet videos

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The power to breathe

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to shoot milk through your eyes

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Hat seduction. 'Nuff said.

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The ability to be a jewish, homosexual, black crossdresser in Louisiana.

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The power to state the obvious.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The ability to piss lightning and be able to make people dance by wiggling your monobrow

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black people

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!