The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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the power to read word that are the right way up upside down, but not read words that are upside down the right way up

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the power to read and agree to the terms or service

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The power to break out of jail when you're not in jail.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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power to breathe

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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Levitation Power but only 3 inch from ground,

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to fight inanimate objects that pose no threat to you

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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The power to swallow a teaspoon of cinnamon.

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The power to fly but only in a room with a ceiling fan

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!