the power to die when you breath oxygen

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The ability to always be fashionable late

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to wear your shirt backwards all day.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to fly when you are in a plane

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the ability to fly to Pluto holding ur breath

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to freeze yourself be stripping in the artic

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to suck your own dick

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to be too lazy to finish your own sente

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to not hear thunder.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power of superstrength, but heavy objects are your weakness.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!