The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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The ability to make red lights turn green by simply staring and waiting

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Have sex but not feel it

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the power to die on command

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Change the outcome of Disney movies 3 years before they come out.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The superpower to speak and write a language that only you know.

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the power to nit propely

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The power to turn into a mouse when in full view of a hawk.

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The power to understand math.

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The awsome power of inventing something that is alredy invented .__.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The Power to find anything and than forgetting where did you put it

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The power to use windows 10.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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The power to turn into a rolly polly, but only twice a year and for 5 minutes each time

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The power to see through walls when standing near a person whose first name is flopalopgas.

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!