The power to change your eye color.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to slow the rate grass grows for 10 seconds every 13 years.

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the power to see the present.

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The power to read books really quickly but forget what you just read.

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The power to not see ads

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the pouwer giv mee gramr

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make cheeseburgers only when your tummy is full.

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The power to learn only at school.

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to let anything you eat taste like sh*t

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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the power to die

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The uncontrollable power of making your sex partner sleep

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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Power to always have exact change.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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The power to live.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!