- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of your girlfriend's will

The power to have no powers!

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

The power to see light as it appears on an object.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

The power to eat anything, as long as it's food

Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

THE POWER TO INSERT XASSE TO YOUR MONITOR . Captcha; Kick your Heels

the ability to fly- but only indoors

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

The power to get thumbs down.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

The power to force a ceiling fan to spin in the opposite direction

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

the power to fly indoors

Night vision that only works during the day

Pointless Super Powers