how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to bleed on command

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the power to make plants grow slightly faster

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The Ability to breathe but only when your dead

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The power to sleep with your eyes open but you still can't see what's going on

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Ability to shit nuclear waste

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to buy anything for free, as long as it is black.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to block every twenty third bullet, shot at point blank range.

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To control electronical devices, only while holding it's remote.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to transform into Osama whenever someone sees you.

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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The power to beat any video game after you've beaten it

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The ability to fly while in an airplane

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!