The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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the ability to fly 6 inches off the groung

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to give yourself any super power, but you cannot use it if it is used.

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The power to do nothing/

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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the power the to use hands when you already have hands

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the power to freeze time by 10 seconds but in the process freeze yourself too - mleo1

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The ability to learn every single language no one else speaks.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to get pulled over for going 1mph over the speed limit.

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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The Power to Combust

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the power to see through bananas

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the power to never have to fill out captchas

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The power to pee poop

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!