the pouwer giv mee gramr

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to vote in a communist state.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to fly, but only when you, re inside an aeroplane...

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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The power to absorb alcohol twice as fast

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The power of bullet atraction

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The ability to create ducks at will. - Amador Diaz

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to predict the past

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The ability to become the most influential person within the borders of Idaho

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The power to teleport up to 35 feet once a year

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The ability to see through glass.

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The power to grow one wing

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The power to fall up.

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The power to create cavities in your teeth.

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The power to taste anything you look at, except for food. Nothing edible counts...

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The power to like any show

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Infinite knowledge when dead

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The power to see into the future of the past

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!