Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to be a bird that can't fly

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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Endless falling....

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The power to shoot lasers out your eyes but the first time you do it it burns your eyes and you go blind

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to jump only one centimeter high.

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The power to repeat everything you say twice. The power to repeat everything you say twice.

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The power to shoot lasers from your eyes when you eyes are closed

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the power to live forever but you'll die if you don't eat 100 coach roaches a week

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!