The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to spawn shoes on your feet, only if you have no socks on.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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A power level of under 9000.

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The power to instantly waste all your money on cheap mango chutney at will.

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The power to turn into Justin beiber whenever you are about to have sex.

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The power to hover 10 nanometers off the ground.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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Night vision that only works during the day

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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power to poop out of you mouth and eat through your.... you know

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to stop people from walking through closed doors.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!