The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

The power to get thumbs down.

Have sex but not feel it

The power to walk on your butt cheeks

The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

The power to fly only when in contact with the ground

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

the power to

The power to use your legs in such a way that you can effectively walk,run or stay still whenever you want.

The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

The power to look into cheese.

The power to run past the speed of sound... Backwards

(PS: Neo was the seventh Jesus, we live in the matrix)

The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

The power to eat anything edible 0.25x quicker!!!!

The power to only use yahoo.com

The power to be invisible to the motion sensor cameras above automatic doors

The power of throwing back grenades

The power to use windows 10.

Having the ability to drink bleach and not die. You only get really sick.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!